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Can\'t Pronounce
(1 reviews)
14 Unique Visitors
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Company: Not specified
Spa Hours: mon, wed, fri
Phone: 760-949-6666
(760) 949-6666, 760-949-6666, 7609496666
City: Inland Empire
State:
Legit Massage
Provider Id: 76044
Door Fee: $50/hour
PAYMENT OPTION: CASH ONLY $50/hour
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Can\'t Pronounce is a professional massage provider. located in Inland Empire. She is 40+. of asian ethnicity. with beautiful brown eyes. and brown hair. worn medium. She has a slim build. standing 5'0" - 5'3". Her services include professional massage therapy. with rates starting at $50/hour. The facility offers premium amenities including table shower, sauna, private shower areas, and jacuzzi for a complete relaxation experience. Available on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Contact Can\'t Pronounce directly at 760-949-6666 for appointments. With 1 positive reviews and an average rating of 1 stars, Can\'t Pronounce has established a reputation for quality service and customer satisfaction.
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Provider Details
Ethnicity: Asian
Ethnicity Details: Chinese
Eye Color: Brown
Age: 40+
Hair Length: Medium
Hair Color: Brown
Build: Slim
Height: 5'0" - 5'3"
Breast Size: A
Breast Implants: No
Hygiene: Average
Work Schedule: Monday,Tuesday,Wednessday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday,Sunday
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⭐ Can\'t Pronounce 1 Client Review
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chanceforester
Member 24 posts Member since Nov -0001
Jul 30, 2013
19
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1.0/5.0
Service Quality
3.0/5.0
Tip: $50
Company Rating: 1
Date Saw: 2013-07-29
I was working in Victorville and my back went out....
I was working in Victorville and my back went out. I couldn’t even bend over to tie my shoes. So, my penis told me to look on MPReviews for a decent rub and maybe a tug. It appears that there is some FS Latina action, but I actually needed a massage. I chose Lotus Massage on Bear Valley and Eleventh St. It’s really a first class joint. Nice Shower, etc… The walls are only ¾ and I’m not sure the doors are lockable. I called ahead and spoke to a Chinese gal with a kind of funny voice (more on that later). When I arrived a Chinese lady in her forties led me to the room and started the shower for me. I came back and covered up out of respect. She gave a good walk on back and massage. She was not a looker, but before long I felt movement in my loins and positioned my rod and opened my legs so she could see. Frankly, she brushed against it too many times to be an accident. Before the flip, she gave a light fingertip skip and when I turned over, there was no hiding it. The front massage was good and she let the towel slip so the head of my rod was peeking out. I think she was enjoying it, but I didn’t push. I’m an experienced MP’er, but I just let it ride. The massage really helped; but I could not quite get her name right. Full on Chinese with very little English. I showed her a roll of greenbacks as I peeled off a twenty for her tip. On the way out, the girl with the funny voice popped out of the office to bid me adieu. Late twenties, tiny little spinner. I know the girls talk and the older lady glared at her as she made her presence known to me. Definitely not proper provider etiquette, but I think this girl wouldn’t mind some American cash and rod. I didn’t catch her name either, but you will know the voice when you hear it. I think she answers the phone because she speaks the best English. I’m sure no more than rub and tug at best, but I will stop by again next time I’m up in the HD to see the girl with the funny voice. Good luck

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Attitude: 2/5
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Avg Visits: 1.1
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MrKamikaze
2 hours ago
Great provider! Very professional and the service was excellent. Highly recommend for anyone looking for quality massage therapy.
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Dickie_T
1 day ago
Been coming here for months. Consistent and always provides great service. The facility is clean and professional.
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