The booker said it was $200/hr. I had read enough...
The booker said it was $200/hr. I had read enough reviews to know they were a Thai MILF AAMP with heavily photoshopped pics, but I figured the rate was decent for an hour because as we all know, the hour session is 2 pops. Right? Wrong. Made the appointment with MJ via text and like all OC Thai AAMPs, they are at the enclave.
MaiThai opens the door and she has nice big fake boobs, but everything else is a disappointment. Her face is tired, old, and caked with makeup, her body is porcine, and as I would learn in a moment, she has some pretty unsightly stretch marks. She asks for the donation and tells me to take a shower. To her credit, she showered with me, but there was no funny business in the shower at all, so I'd prefer showering alone under those circumstances.
On to the bed and the kissing is basically non-existent. My breath was clean before I arrived and I did the listerine toast with her, but I think she was too concerned about that cake on her face. This is a real buzzkill for me because DFK was on the menu that the booker MJ sent me, and I would never have made the appointment otherwise. She did some rimming and a decent BBBJ though. Once I was ready, she applied the hat and climbed aboard and rode me till I popped. We're about 15 minutes in at this point, but I wasn't too concerned because I opted for the hour and was expecting another pop. Well, after some indifferent massage and her inane conversation, I told her I was ready to start round two, but she said that would be another $50. I didn't bring extra (I never bring any valuables or more than the tip when I meet a girl the first time). Well hell, what's the point in the hour session?
She continued the lame massage and all the while she's telling me that she makes $400/hour in Denver, Seattle and Chicago, and how she hates OC men because we're all so cheap, and all the guys everywhere else are dying to marry her and how she has millionaire boyfriends in their early 20s. Why the fuck she would think I'd find this interesting or believable, I have no idea. I asked her point blank why she rushed me to finish so quickly if there was only to be one pop and she just gave this annoying laugh and replied, "Oh honey, enjoy the massage." Like that made it all okay.
$200 for 15 minutes of sex with a hagard old retread is a ripoff. I could go to a half dozen other places in the same complex and get better service from a hotter, younger girl for less.
I was not pleased and decided to cut it short as her constant boasting about herself was too annoying. I showered alone and left. I was there for a total of 35 minutes.
MJ was much better as a provider than as a booker.
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